damittromney:

thelustedwanderer:

helyon:

daemontool:

straight people are terrifying they can go as far as to give the girl skeleton a pair of bone titties to indicate its a straight relationship

Oh my fucking god

Actually, the skeleton with bone boobs is a male skeleton. From what I can see, the pelvic inlet is too narrow to be female, and the pubic arch is far too V shaped to be female. So this is scientifically two male skeletons.

the straights have been foiled again

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come


ARTIST: The Proclaimers
TRACK: I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
ALBUM: Sunshine on Leith

scarymarymusic:

The Proclaimers - I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles)

stilinsk1:

gininipanini:

lunchbox-philosopher:

xghoststreak:

sizvideos:

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I thought watermelon just had too much rind and that was wrong until I saw the next gif 

I didn’t know that people are mangoes and kiwis any other way. Why the fuck would you do that?

STRAWberry

Saw this on facebook the other day and seriously fell in love. This is so freaking awesome and helps eliminate waste. Definitely trying these ways from now on.

sayofthelivinganything:

It literally kills me when men think they know women’s fashion better than women

(Source: liamdunbarsss)

guy:

"what happens if u have a boner and u unzip ur pants??"

image

(Source: guy)

refreshes:

mom: are you ever gonna clean your room?

me:  image

meladoodle:

ohh nice drawing son… ill put it right here in the shredder where it’ll be nice and safe

(Source: meladoodle)

pomeray:

my fashion sense is called i am cold and pissed off

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.

fixed it.

(Source: memewhore)

vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

(Source: basedyeeezus)